yard niggers

A yard nigger is any squirrel who lives within city limits and it therefore fat and lazy. They hang out in your yard all day, eating acorns and pissing off your dogs. They are a bunch of self - righteous little bastards whot think that your yard and acorns are entitled to them.

How come yard niggers wait until the last second to run under your car when you drive by?

My grampa said you could get a dollar for every yard nigger skin back in his time.

Sorry I cant hear you there are a bunch of yard niggers running around outside and my dogs are barking like crazy.

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Yard-Snatch

The game of snatching objects from yards to decorate your own yard, home or apartment preferably miles away.

Joe: See this chinese dragon statue?
Eric: Yeah?
Joe: Total Yard-Snatch
Eric: Sick dude

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go yard

1. to hit a home run in baseball 2. to "go all the way" sexually

I went yard with my chica last night.

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yard sale

a sale in one's yard, but not usually of one's yard.
for people in the UK, it is similar to a boot sale, but held in a private person's yard. See also Garage sale

One person's trash is another person's treasure, which accounts for the popularity of yard sales.

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Yard House

The only place that a guy should take a girl on their first date.

Dean: Hey do you want to go eat at the Yard House with me on Friday?

Girl:Sure! Boy do i love the Yard House!

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nigger yard

Nigger yard- when a lawn is long and unmowed

Bro, that lawn is long as fuck. That’s a real nigger yard right there

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yard sale

When you are skiing down a mountain and all of your gear flies
in every direction after a big wipe out or small avalanche. It sux trying to gather it all together afterwards.

Dude, I was flying down the pass yesterday when a noobie cut me off and I bit the slope at like 100 mph. My gear was a total yard sale. I lost my snoopy beannie.

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