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A little green midget. He loves to run over kids in his 2001 Honda Civic. He also loves doing obscene amounts of ketamine and using racial slurs towards Minorities. He was arrested in 2019 for performing a mass shooting at the Los Angeles convention center. In prison, Yoda gravely injured his penis with a rock in an attempt to get himself off. Recently though, he has become the senator of Iowa. He said that "eliminate all undesirables, I will".
Person one: have you heard what senator Yoda did the other day?
Person two: yeah, those Furries didn't stand a chance.
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it means weed, cuz weed is green
"Yo did you smoke some of that green yoda last weekend?"
"All day erryday"
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An over used name I mean heaw 50 for god sake and isnt even yoda
Baby yoda is sooo.." "over used"
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Our fuckjng god that we pray to every day
Person 1; all praise the lord to baby yoda
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He is to the ladies like the little green fella is to the force. He's like Leon Phelps of the the north coast (Nor Ore). HIs immense knowledge is unparalleled. He is a partier at heart and very rarely gets maced in the face. Also called the Crimson Surfer. He known to be a fighter with men and a lover to the ladies. dont get me wrong though, try to get attached to him and you'll learn the hard way that you really arn't that special. if into one night stands master yodas are the way to go.
There are more master yodas per capita in Seaside Oregon then anywhere else in the lower 48 states and maybe the world.
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Yoda Mode is basically another meaning for when you say something extremely smart or when someone else thinks there extremely smart and you just make them look like a absolute fien once you have ruined them!
Rupert : 'The sqaure root of 144 is 9!'
Rodney :'No it isn't you fool its 12'
People behind you: 'He just went Yoda Mode on yoo ass!'
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