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There's four people coming. If I were you I would run.
NEVER RUN!!!
Anddddd we lost.
when a cat grabs a bottle of heinz mayo, they learn the definition of the world, and only speaks
"you i am
a mayo"
oi, bella? you hunggrryy?
"you i am; a mayo"
A song that popularized on the internet because someone was singing it moments before a car crash. Multiple edits of the guy were made.
Singing Guy: and now my life to you I give
Singing Guy: and now my life.. AUAHHHHHH!!
*car crash noises*
Singing Guy: *absolutely puzzled after the crash*
A term in football when somebody passes the ball to you and you have a clear opportunity on goal, yet you fail to score.
*Misses shot*
Bro it was an open goal! I’ve made you breakfast, but I can’t force you to eat it!
Something someone says with no intention of paying anyone back.
Mikey: "Alright David, here's your Triple Cheeseburger with Fries and a Coke. That's £12 total."
David: "I'll pay you when I get paid."
It's brotherly love guy. No no we are not gays.
Mikaela: I want your period blood. You make me realize I need. I will be there hold on! I have always been your friend!
An expression of emphatic agreement.
Coming to the party tonight, playa?
You knows it, I grows it!