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Jesus Christ

A word used to describe grandeur or surprise, usually used in frustration or surprise.

β€œOh my god Jesus Chist, Jesus Christ!

by Wistopher December 1, 2019

2πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


the Jesus approach

Going into a text conversation on Omegle and talking about Jesus the whole time. Then you take a screenshot of it to show to your buddies. It's like the online version of planking.

Me: Dude I totally used the Jesus approach on this random from Omegle lastnight!

Friend: No way! Send me the screenshot!

by Swarley6969 August 17, 2011

1πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Jesus Tits

Takes the place of an existing curse word. Also something you will here from any country boy turned city. Claimed by Archie Sowell and created by him in 1989

Jesus Tits! That’s a nice truck Josh!
Jesus Tits! Shut Yo Face Jessica!
Jesus Tits! You got me all excited!

by Arch1980 December 27, 2021

1πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


ba-jesus

its a totally awsome word meaning anything created by ALBERT RIPPEL

it hurts like a ba-jesus.
o my ba-jesus

by Albert RIppel April 23, 2005

8πŸ‘ 64πŸ‘Ž


Jesus H. Christ!

1. Used to show shock
2. What does the H. stand for?
3. Used by the drill instructor in the movie Full Metal Jacket

"Jesus H. Christ!...What the fuck Is That...Its a jelly doughnut!!!"

by NamelessRain October 23, 2007

103πŸ‘ 31πŸ‘Ž


Pimpin Jesus

The saviour of the human race
no he is not christian for he likes to give wedgies to bishops and cardinals of the catholic church.
His goal is to turn the Vatican into a Satanic Rave site.

All hail the pimpin lord of the Earth

by Cam April 18, 2005

7πŸ‘ 54πŸ‘Ž


Jesus on a fucking boat

Your a weird emo kid who has low self esteem

Oh god Jeff Jesus on a fucking boat it’s a furry

by Hdx January 31, 2022