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guy 1 -he said "tell it to the one-legged man, so he can bump it down the road!"
guy 2 -he is the man!
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When yo friend be gay for you fr fr
Bro stop being gay like BRO YOU SILLY FR FR LIKE DAWG HOW CAN YOU BE THAT GOOFY!
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A general statement made when you're perplexed with certain results.
Hypothetical: You put a 6 team NFL football parlay in.
As the games get under way, right from the get go, it doesn't look good.
In sheer astonishment, you state, "I just don't understand, how can I when I can't even comprehend!"
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Life is unpredictable, strange and beautiful. Always live on the bright side of life.
Well, you know what they say “you can teach a goat to square dance, but that doesn’t mean he’ll like cupcakes”
All the more reason not to trust the person... if the fact that someone is a "born-aginner" even has to be mentioned, then there must be something less-than-honest/honorable that said supposedly-clean-living person has to hide --- "methinks he doth protest too much"!
I have seldom if ever had any more luck with the honesty/integrity/consistency/reliability/kindness of someone about whom I was solemnly assured that, "I'm/he's/she's a Christian, so you can trust me/him/her"... in fact, if anything, these stuck-up Bible-thunpers often seem to be even BIGGER a**h**es than their "non-believer" counterparts! They think that "God will forgive them" for anything they do, and so they make little true effort to keep their word or otherwise treat their fellow humans with even basic decency.
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Phrase meaning "I'll have the fish"
Flight Attendant: What can I get for you, sir?
Man: I can dig some grease while chompin' on some buns and draggin' through the garden.
Flight Attendant: I'm sorry, we're all out of fish...
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I don’t know the meaning .because I’m living under a rock :(. I hope someone explains it.
-_- =( sorry.(I can count how many times I've been to Chernobyl on one hand - 8)