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Some shit that Roberts made up. Most likely an Asian tourist phrase lost in translation.
Guy 1: did you record this with a potato ?
Guy 2: wtf you talking bout bro. I don't use potatoes like that...
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Originated from the brilliant scientist Dr. Michael Garrity as a metaphor advising people to live life on their own terms.
Shanny: I'm going to marry a Presbyterian.
Dr. Garrity: Butter your potato to your own liking my dear.
A disgusting sex act in which Ms. Kay smears pie filling on your ballsack while a live duck scrapes it off with his bill.
Getting her famous sweet potato pie like;
Phil: What do I know about Clayton homes? I know they are built right here in America
Ms. Kay: And they know the difference between a house and a home.
Phil: Hey Ms. Kay, a home is where you get your famous sweet potato pie, honey.
And y'all know how we try to make Ms. Kay happy, happy, happy.
Clayton homes! Good call. *Duck noise*
Something you say when someone is boasting/threatening you and is acting like a bastard. It can also be used as a joke. It's pretty rude, and is also a quote from Austin Powers, so you can follow it up with something really dumb to say and everyone will think you're REAL funny.
Dr Evil- You Ain't all that in a bag of potato chips!
President of USA- What??
Dr Evil- Don't go there girlfriend *click* Mm Hmm!
Scotty-Dumbass!
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Its when you jerk off to a potato
Aaaaaaaggghhhh i just jerked off to a potato and i just did a Potato balls cummy balls balls Cum
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The (less) politically correct version of St. Patrick's Day
Barack Obama is such a Socialist Nazi dictator that "St. Patrick's Day" has changed to "Potato Day"
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This is when your potato is way to hot and my little ponies at this point in time look very good to digest. You also use my little ponies to test the potato and make sure it can not be eaten with the plastic chemicals and toxic waste put in the action figures. If you have ever had these thought you probably either have a mental illness or are just being a stupid person and your friends are being stupid
Random frat guy: yo i wanna eat my little ponies melted onto a potato