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In which a virgin man puts a XXL buttplug in his ass and has to be with it all week, he can only take it out to shit when the week is done he takes the buttplug out and gets gangbaned in a gloryhole
Yo you gotta try out the Virgin XXL while your still a virgin It's the best thing ever
Someone that engaged in sexual intercourse but never finished.
Someone: did you finish?
TK: No
Someone: your a half virgin
When you have starting to have intercourse but chickened out when the tip went in
Well I’m only half Virgin, because we stopped after the tip went in.
Sluts who only have sex with virgins who call you mommy
"The virginity reaper has reaped again"
When you sexually tease a person that you are talking to. You dont even have to be a virgin to be called this that simple fact is irelevant.
God damn it paul I just cant believe that your talking to another tease virgin!
The virgin Hot dog is when you're gonna have a nice fuckaro with your titty equiped, virgin friend, first you get her naked on the bed. Hopefully you have a long and firm shit ready to deploy.
You take a shit right between her boobs, and you go straight to the banging. Since she's a virgin there will be blood, be sure to save the blood, 'cause you're gonna need it!
When you know you're gonna splooch, pull out and deploy your soldiers on the warm shit on her chest, that's the mustard. Now you get the blood, and spread it like ketchup.
Now you got a warm, sweet and sour, virgin hot dog you can serve anyone you like.
I did The virgin Hot dog with my girlfriend the other day, I think her mom enjoyed it i little too much
The virgin Hot dog is when you're gonna have a nice fuckaro with your titty equiped, virgin friend, first you get her naked on the bed. Hopefully you have a long and firm shit ready to deploy.
You take a shit right between her boobs, and you go straight to the banging. Since she's a virgin there will be blood, be sure to save the blood, 'cause you're gonna need it!
When you know you're gonna splooch, pull out and deploy your soldiers on the warm shit on her chest, that's the mustard. Now you get the blood, and spread it like ketchup.
Now you got a warm, sweet and sour, virgin hot dog you can serve anyone you like.
I did The virgin Hot dog with my girlfriend the other day, i think her mom enjoyed it i little to much.