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When you shove a mason jar into your partner's ass, fill it with wine, then drink out of it.
At the party last night my girlfriend let me drink out of her anal goblet.
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When a dirt leg is assraped while passed out out drunk and never knows it happend. She only thinks she took a huge shit the next morning.
That poor girl got Anal-ized for the 3rd time last night.
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Anal flag.
It is when your partner (or you) shoves both fists in the other partners ass and picks you up, proceeding to pick you up and wave you around like a flag. After if happens the person that got anal flagged will be paralyzed for 2 hours.
Guy1: Yo, me and my girl tried something new.
Guy2: What did you do?
Guy1: We ummm anal flagged.
Guys2: WHAT THE FUCK
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The small scraps of toilet paper left behind after wiping your butt.
I was looking at my backside in a mirror and noticed I had anal dandruff from the lousy toilet paper I used at my grandmas house.
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the most fucking gross video on the internet involving a guy shitting into a girls mouth while shes masturbating
i had and anal buffet last night dude
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Anal shoelace- when you grap a girls butthole and tie it in a knot
Joe-I anal shoelaces that girl all night. It was great.
Kyle-I know, right dude.
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A man who murders ass by stabbing. The attack will happen from behind with the recipient unaware their anus is about to be assasinated.
Sorry about your mom, I heard she fell victim to an anal assasin.
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