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alternate name for the color pink
Todd's panties arent pink, their baby red!
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the type of person that you can't tell where the hell they're from
Damn, she half spanish, black, white, french, chinese!
No man, shes a mokachino baby
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Niamh she is so beautiful and pretty and kind and the best person in the world I love Niamh loads x she is my best friend x and she will poo at the side of your house x
Oh I wish I could be like baby Niamhy
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In the halo universe, the elites often force their children into the military at a young age. With their full-faced pacifiers and self changing, mechanical full body diapers, the baby elites march into combat.
The baby elites, or in layman terms; grunts, can often be seen taking point in various covenant military formations.
If and when you encounter a baby elite try to:
-Shoot for their soft, undeveloped skull.
-Hit them with a blunt object, this will dispatch them with relative ease and effect.
-Sneak up on them during their "nappy time" and use one of the aforementioned methods.
-Throw a standard fragmentation grenade at them, their shattered hopes and dreams of becoming a mini league baseball player will stun them if they see something resembling a baseball.
Once you've dispatched the elites young, remember to teabag them in front of their family for emotional trauma and psychological warfare.
Good luck, soldier.
Don't be fooled! That baby elite isn't trying to play a game of catch with you.
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The first ever Acid baby was introduced to the world by a man named Michael Matthews. He has presumably been convicted of forcing Acid Baby's Mama to induce a 9-month long acid trip while carrying his seed. Miraculously the baby was not only born with no birth defects, but with the ability to telepathically communicate with other humans as well as beings from the other side.
UPDATE
Michael Matthews has been rumored to be nominated for the 2018 Nobel Piece Prize for donating Acid Baby to foundations interested in ending crime on the planet.
Bro did you hear the truth about 9/11
What? that conspiracy BS you're always trying to convince me of?
Nah bro, it's not BS... Acid Baby proved it!
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The time of year when babies are popping out of hospitals faster than dead cancer patients. Usually April and September.
Damn, it must be baby season because 6 of my cousins had babies last week.
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When you play easygoing games like Skyrim, The Sims or Babysitter Simulator 2019. But you don't play such games that require a lot of practice, reflex and a competitive (sometimes toxic)mindset like Battlefield, Dark Souls or Madden 20. Basically another way of calling someone a casual without the actual direct insult.
xXEdge_Lord_666Xx: yo dog wut gams u plae?
Turd_McGee: i plae minecraft
xXEdgyLordXx: y u play baby games?
Turd_McGee: y nut?
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