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jawalla monkey

Dadless NIGGER with a GIANT HORSE GARGANTUAS COCK that likes to walk up to MILFS AND PETITE LATINAS AND proceed to cock slap them. This spear chucking portch monkey will carry out these actions even in public.

JOSH โ€œ I just dick slapped three chicks at Walmart โ€œ
Kardi โ€œ you motherfucking jawalla monkey!โ€

by DickleMan September 2, 2019

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Dick monkey

Used to offend someone after the other person being a asshole

You are such a fucking Dick monkey

by Vinny Pinto January 22, 2016

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Monkey Steamer

Monkey steamer is a person who pisses you off and you have nothing better to call them. It is used as an insult.

Hey tony, your a monkey steamer. or F*ck you bro your a fat as monkey steamer.

by iacman June 14, 2010

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monkey swirl

When you fuck a Muslim upside down so it cumโ€™s in a swirly motion into his mouth.

Hey honey can you make your self upside down for me so I can fuck you and let it swirl in my mouth. I want to call it the monkey swirl.

by Wspbud May 5, 2019

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Orchard Monkey

An illigal mexican "wet back" that works seasonally in orchards

crickey! look at all the orchard monkeys!

by number one tech April 26, 2011

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Chuckle Monkey

A person so stupid that he is always laughing.

Chuck: That Tommy is so dumb.
Larry: Yeah he is a real Chuckle Monkey.

by james mackelroy February 1, 2009

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monkey-with-a-shotgun

Someone who isn't qualified to make life or death decisions, but is still entrusted with the power to do so.

Plural: "monkeys-with-shotguns"

If humans gave up our willingness to speak with one-another, we'd be no better than monkeys-with-shotguns.

The incompetent judge who sentenced that infant to life in prison was such a monkey-with-a-shotgun

by IAmPseudonyMeRoar!!! December 11, 2018

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