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Mc Donalds ball pit

a word that yous say when something is super cool

oh my stars your dress is SO mc donalds ball pit

omg your dress is so cool

by October 10, 2022


Better qualified than Donald Trump

A vague term that can refer to just about any person, animal or inanimate object that is better qualified to be President of the United States than failed Republican re-run Donald Trump. For some reason the GOP is hanging their hopes and dreams on the doomed presidential bid of a convicted rapist and felon who is so broke he's resorted to selling national secrets to the Chinese and doing personal favors for Vladmir Putin in exchange for campaign donations.

This snowglobe depicting the Toronto skyline and CNN Tower in a blizzard is better qualified than Donald Trump to be President because, unlike Trump, it sits harmlessly on a desk without committing rape or sedition.

This egg-salad sandwich I bought from a truck stop is better qualified than Donald Trump to be President because, unlike Trump, people will discard it when it starts to stink.

This strip of gauze with pubes stuck to it is better qualified than Donald Trump to be President because the only person it affected was the sex worker whose eyes watered when it was ripped out of her crotch during a Brazilian wax, unlike Trump who put pretty much everybody in danger when he stole documents naming undercover CIA operatives in foreign countries and sold them to Iran.

This "I โค๏ธ Pounding Proud Boy Ass" T-shirt is better qualified than Donald Trump to be President because it's less offensive and more fun at parties, has a better understanding of world politics and U.S. history and Constitutional law, and plus it won't try to give a long, pointless speech about how it really didn't lose the election if the Georgia governor had only committed fraud to find some "extra" Trump votes, and if it weren't for the hordes of drag-queen immigrants, by now somebody would have found evidence of the kind of voter fraud that wasn't intended to benefit Trump.

by doubleghost March 28, 2024

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Donald J. Trump

Orange human being, driven to madness by... no one knows what. Followed by the QAnon cult and other far right wingers.

QAnoner: "HAIL TRUMP. HAIL OUR PEOPLE. HAIL VICTORY!!! Where we go one we go all"
Sane Person: "He does know that Donald J. Trump is an alleged rapist, right?!"

by PLMMJ June 21, 2024

12๐Ÿ‘ 48๐Ÿ‘Ž


Donald worshiper

Someone who swallows everything that comes out of a Donald, even against their own interests.

The Donald worshipers are afraid to admit that he's worse than Jeffrey Epstein. ๐Ÿ‘€

by Dr.Crow January 2, 2023


Donald Trumpet

Donald trump loves to suck bOoBs, willys, kids, giraffes, snakes, any living creature. He is so weird and doesnโ€™t accept GLBTQ+

Donald Trumpet loves children

by Willybeard.65 December 7, 2020


donald thong

This is the formal definition of what former president aka the loser of the United States wears as underwear. A purple thong with lace that goes all the way up his ass. It has many skid-marks and smells like absolute shit, just like Donald Trumps racist self :)

"I think Stacy started wearing Donald Thongs, it would make more sense as to why she started being so uptight and annoying"

by joey bugsville November 10, 2020


donald hill

You can find this rare elusive creature playing Pokemon Showdown and doing random shit

Oh look it's someone doing a Donald Hill!.... wow

by Subject031 March 8, 2017