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Bro1:Wow did you hear about ethan
Bro2:Who you mean the rat ting
Ethan is the hottest boy like fr fr, he might be a drug addicted but he’s lit and will get you high. Don’t try to flirt with him because if you do his bitch will come and steal you weave aka me so don’t flirt with him okay yeah bye
Ethan is my boo touch him or I’ll kill you thanks bye
He’s the cutest boy ever. His smile can cure cancer. Sorry you can’t have him he’s mine and if you talk to him then his bitch aka me will beat the living shit out of you and I’m not scared BITCH okay cool byeeeee
Ethan is the cutie but he’s mine so don’t flirt with him
Better than you in every way possible. He also makes money moves, also he is a GOD and better that ever person in the world and he will beat u in anything and he’s just all around a better person than you
“Ethan is better than you “
Ethan is the best fuckin guy you'd ever meet, super adaptive and can match your energy at anytime, so well he'll tune his personality to what you'd desire at the time. He doesn't derive from his main attributes being charismatic, hilarious, understanding and always hoping to make others enjoy life and smile. He'll always help those that will do the same for him. All of these combinations mixed into one being also means that he walks around with a shaft of a cock but doesn't feel entitled to bloat about it, you'll know what I'm talking about when you catch yourself one of these endangered species.
Ethan always knows how to act and what to say, such a sweetheart. Plus I found out that he has a massive wang the other night x
A guy who works as a car lawyer and can transform into a car he date's cars and turned his mom into a car
Ethan: wow look a car I wanna fuck it
That guy Ethan be gulping everyone’s sacks like a professional!!