I dude with some friends mostly girls. Can pull but waits too long. And usually has a massive cock
Person 1: Hey whose that guy with that massive buldge
Person 2: oh you know it’s just Ethan
Ethans are strange but very kind people and they will all ways be at your side till death. They are handsome and very trust worthy but when they get angry or annoyed they tend to be a bit physical. Now, you don't have to worry about feeding them they eat pretty much everything. Also just to mention if your a girl you should send they right your way because they are very charming, funny and smart and make sure not to lose them because they are one in a million type of a person.
P1: Yo I spent time with Ethan yesterday.
P2: Wow you're so lucky to be his friend.
Ethan is a very tuff kid. He thinks because he curses he is the shit. He likes to make fun of you and he also has a disease. He also likes to fake his injuries to compensate for the fact he can’t play a sport. If you see an ethan like this approach him and he will smell like a fucking sewer. He also has and anime body pillow with his weaboo ass. And he usually wears a tight ass shirt with jeans and some fucking sketchers
Ugh that Ethan’s smell does he not use deodorant
Bro1:Wow did you hear about ethan
Bro2:Who you mean the rat ting
Ethan is the hottest boy like fr fr, he might be a drug addicted but he’s lit and will get you high. Don’t try to flirt with him because if you do his bitch will come and steal you weave aka me so don’t flirt with him okay yeah bye
Ethan is my boo touch him or I’ll kill you thanks bye
He’s the cutest boy ever. His smile can cure cancer. Sorry you can’t have him he’s mine and if you talk to him then his bitch aka me will beat the living shit out of you and I’m not scared BITCH okay cool byeeeee
Ethan is the cutie but he’s mine so don’t flirt with him