Something hat happens right when someone's f*cking.
Wife: I'm coming!
Husband&Lover: This can't be f*ckening!
The event where the braking of the hymen of the virgin that the wizard lazar has saved takes place
Used to describe a nonsensical, but predictable, scenario that is taking place. Like in the context of how wild 2016 has been, and all the events through the year that seem very wild and made up, but are actually real. Now the end of the year has come, and we are just used to the nonsense.
(In reaction to a nonsense event one is currently witnessing) "Ah, Yes, the F*ckening..."
L+F basically just means lubed and filmed
there really isn't much to it.
Keyboard enthusiast: "Theses are l+f switches"
friend: "Just say lubed and filmed you money deprived wierdo"
A person who causes small, tight knit communities to change meeting places with his often vulgar and usually insulting behavior, just to get away from him.
"Shit. We got an F-U-Yuyu on our hands. We might as well pack our bags."
There is no f-word because no word starts with f, instead, ph is used to make things more formal. In informal slang, f is used.
some random person: do you know the f-word
billy: yes, it's phudge
some random person: no billy, that has a ph.