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Facebook Slut

An individual who frequently adds people on Facebook whom they have never met.

"Damn... 2,000 Facebook friends? There's no way he knows that many people... What a Facebook Slut."

by What_the_hell_was_that January 11, 2013

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facebook television

Person creates a new picture or pictures everyday and puts them on facebook. This making a series of show for you to follow. Props include any thing seen from day to day living. Make up and hair dye to go with the costume. So busy with their series, the person may neglect to see any type of reality around them.. if a whore, will not clean the house, because she does not have money to buy for cleaning supplies or instruments. Very dramatic postings will depict each scene of the day. Person will be sucked into their facebook show so much, they are absolutely insecure without the feedback to keep them artificially comfortable in their piggish sludge surroundings.

Tiff started her facebook television series "My God, I am a oog boogy doll and constantly lash out."

We all got to exhibit Benn's facebook television series. But towards the end we were disappointed to find strange articles of dirty clothing laying around in randomn places along with other various items.. also some very weird stains on a blacking carpet. Last but not least grudge and shit all over the kitchen...

by what the fuck seriously March 5, 2011

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Facebook Celebrity

1. A celebrity whom has a Facebook based on his/her life memoirs either written by them or for them. Can be fan based or authentic.

2. A person whom, ambiguously but desperately seeks attention from one thousand plus friends in attempts to have the only kind of fame they will most likely ever get in their lives. They do this by trying to look cool, posting statuses they think are funny but are actually annoying to others, and by starting drama between one or more persons. Also, see "attention whore".

Man, Alisha is such a Facebook Celebrity. She tries so hard to be cool.
Yeah, all the people that like her status are prolly just feeling sorry for her.

by Toilet Launcher January 15, 2012

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Facebook Troller

When a commenter of a status gets more "likes" on their comment then the status they're commenting on did.

Example of Facebook Troller includes but is not limited to:

Facebook status: "I hate grammer Nazis. Why do they have to be so anal about everything like you know what I mean." (3 "likes")

Commenter on status: "Grammar*" (12 "likes")

by Spikes209 March 4, 2012

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Facebook Holocaust

The act of deleting several friends on facebook at once due to not talking, falling out of touch, and the like.

"I just deleted lots of people....buuhh byeee!"

Yep, that was a facebook holocaust. I'm glad I survived the cut.

by jbjohnso January 14, 2012

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Facebook Featherbrained

When someone comments on a status that you have that is meant to be serious and meaningful with a trivial and frankly retarded comment.

Bob: In the days of kings and queens I was a jester
Frank: In the days of kings and queens you were a shoveler of shit.
Harold: In the queens of kings jester, I was the days.
Bob: Wow you guys are facebook featherbrained

by DayumDude January 28, 2011

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Facebook Raping

When you repeatedly comment someone's wall with a group of friends so they are FLOODED with notifications.

And the best part is that they just sit there and take it! >:D

FBRaper: ahahah, how do you feel?
Rapee: Dude, i cant believe you were Facebook Raping me, not cool.

by moldylunchbox95 July 13, 2010

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