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1. A celebrity whom has a Facebook based on his/her life memoirs either written by them or for them. Can be fan based or authentic.
2. A person whom, ambiguously but desperately seeks attention from one thousand plus friends in attempts to have the only kind of fame they will most likely ever get in their lives. They do this by trying to look cool, posting statuses they think are funny but are actually annoying to others, and by starting drama between one or more persons. Also, see "attention whore".
Man, Alisha is such a Facebook Celebrity. She tries so hard to be cool.
Yeah, all the people that like her status are prolly just feeling sorry for her.
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When a commenter of a status gets more "likes" on their comment then the status they're commenting on did.
Example of Facebook Troller includes but is not limited to:
Facebook status: "I hate grammer Nazis. Why do they have to be so anal about everything like you know what I mean." (3 "likes")
Commenter on status: "Grammar*" (12 "likes")
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The act of deleting several friends on facebook at once due to not talking, falling out of touch, and the like.
"I just deleted lots of people....buuhh byeee!"
Yep, that was a facebook holocaust. I'm glad I survived the cut.
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When you repeatedly comment someone's wall with a group of friends so they are FLOODED with notifications.
And the best part is that they just sit there and take it! >:D
FBRaper: ahahah, how do you feel?
Rapee: Dude, i cant believe you were Facebook Raping me, not cool.
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an employee who spends most of his time facebooking within working hours.
The Facebook Officer is still busy checking his notifications. Let's not disturb him with all these documents.
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The opposite of Facebook stalking.
'Facebook haunting' is where someone you hate keeps appearing on your friends pages, posts comments on their statuses, and just basically is always visible.
"That dickhead Tristan keeps Facebook haunting me!!!"
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The invariably brief/lengthy gap in time between posting a status on Facebook and receiving your first 'like' or comment. Due to the crushing pressures of Facebook social politics, the wait can be an unnerving, soul-destroying experience, with unliked statuses often driving the user into near-manic depressive states.
Guy: You okay man? You're shaking real bad.
Guy 2: Fucking facebook wait, man, I posted that quote a half hour ago and still nobody's commented. Can't fucking concentrate until I at least get 1 like.
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