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Someone who is simultaneously friends with everyone or many people but friends with no one.
"You ever notice how we always hang out with (person who is Schrödinger's friend) but never hang out with (person who is Schrödinger's friend)
A facebook friend who searches your list of facebook friends and sends them friend requests. Typically someone who is popular, attractive or an athlete.
Elsa has been hawking my friends on Facebook. She is a real friend hawk!
The boundary of a friendship. It refers to the type of relationship you share with a person and the subject matter/actions deemed acceptable.
A guy orders coffee at a new cafe and the Barista asks how many phone numbers he got last night. Guy says "Whoa! Outside the friend band yo!"
Bob and Sally are on a second date. Bob asks Sally "Hey Sally, what 'kinky' stuff do you like?" She replies "Our friend band hasn't stretched that far yet."
Best girlfriends of 6 years could say "Don't get offended, but its within our friend band for me to ask you this. Have you considered waxing your mustache?'
Natsume Takashi found his grandma's, Natsume Reiko's book in an old box. Reiko would see Youkai/monsters/weird creatures, so she made this book out of her notebook. She used it for writing names of these creatures,so she could always call them. After she passed away, Natsume met Nyanko Sensei who isn't an actual cat. It's really fun watch Natsume Yuujinchou<3
Nyanko sensei: Do you have the book of friends?
*youkai steals it*
Natsume: THE BOOK OF FRIENDS!
the person you turn to when life sucks and you want to eat a barrel of strawberry-flavored revolvers
I was about to lose it until I called up my ledge friend, Andy kept me off the noose and now I'm gonna be okay.
the friend other people use to get to someone they want to talk to, be with, date etc.
She is using her as a gateway friend to get to her guy friends.
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An imaginary friend is a friend that only you can see and talk to.
Imaginary friends can have many diffrent ages and nationalitys
I have one brazilian, 3 mexican and 1 chilean imaginary friends