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about 18ish years
SIKE BITCH U THOT!!he ain’t coming back
Me: Hey mom where’s my dad?
Mom: He went to get milk
Me: How long does it take for someone to get milk from the grocery store?
Mom: ......
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It's an intensification of "what do you want, a cookie?" which shows lack of interest when someone tells something he considers very cool or amazing, mostly while showing off whith it.
For example, you can use it when you are down and someone thinks he has to tell you just NOW how happy and overjoyed he is.
(I am sad because my love is already assigned)
Annoying person: ...and I just kissed her! She requested me to bring her home and in front of her house she asked whether I wanted to see her stamp collction -haha- and of course I said yes- damn she's so friggin' hot- and then we went in and she took off her...
You: Hey, do you want a cookie from my shut-up-and-croak-box?
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But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies. BLUE TEXT
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Men are from mars, women are from venus. You have a pussy, I have a penis. Let me shoot my rocket in your black hole!
A childrens nursery rhyme aimed at teaching people how to fuck.
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Sounds conflicting? Maybe. But in Hebrew it has the following meaning: Bo'na (which literally translates to "come here"), is a term used to call for somebody attention. So, if you want to tell somebody to leave you alone (to go away = "Lech mi'po") ... you would say (see Example)
"Hey, come here, go away from here!"
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I don't know. Literally. It means, I don't know.
Professor: Michael, what is the atomic weight of Uranium?
Michael: I hestiate to articulate for fear that I may deviate from the true course of rectitude.
Professor: What?
Michael: I don't know.
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Five finger death punch but a bit more extreme
Person 1: 5fdp
Person 2 : NO FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH OF WAR AND THE WORLD'S PAIN AND SUFFERING FROM HELL!