Admit it....the kind of sex you really want!
Ewwwww! Those guys are having gay sex!
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Calling in sick to work for a gay reason.
>> Why aren't you getting dressed? Don't you have to leave for work in 20 minutes?
<< I'm thinking of calling in gay so I can catch a matinee of "Benjamin Button".
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Tuesday is they day of the week where it is OK to be gay no matter what. No homo does not need to be said.
Hey Brady! It's gay Tuesday!
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My Best Gay Friend came up with that one...chocolate infused butter cookies and roasted marshmallows..much neater, and much amazing goodness!
It's a lovely night for Gay S'mores!
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A very salty annoying person. Who also acts gay. People who are gay crabs normally have names like Nojus or Brendon.
You see Brendon over there? Yeah. Well he is molesting that guy cause he called him Salty. WOW, What a gay crab.
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Most of the ship fanfics I read. There are some good smuts on Wattpad
Me : The type of fanfics I read are mostly gay smut
Friend : WTF
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1.Putting someone in check for a seemingly or obvious homosexual action.
2. To receive a "check" for doing something the checker thinks is homosexual or "gay". Can be expressed by drawing a "check" shape in the air with one's finger.
"Man, I don't care if Scotty was just pretending to hump you, he gets a gay check for sure...as a matter of fact, you get one for letting it happen."
See also- homo suspicion
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