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Jacob Allens are so short dude like you can't even hear them talk, they can't even talk right. they laugh like a a fucking rabbit and are SOOOO shit at Minecraft even though they are thicc. they are heaps gay too.
person 1: what's that fucking ant waving at me?
person 2: oh its just a Jacob Allen.
A derogatory term for Jacob Sartorius (a little boy who got famous on vine and musical.ly. Has no eyebrows and sings stupid songs. Most popularly known for his single "sweatshirt".)
That Jacob Sclitorous must not have any talent at all.
Went you down something in 10 seconds
“I just Jacob Longed a bottle of wine”
Happens most likely when you're sleeping on a couch and a cat sits in your lap and warms up your crouch. Thus later on when you wake up your cock'n balls are immersed in sweat and have been incubating the foulest bacteria.
I passed out on your couch and your cat gave me Musty Jacobs disease!
I gotta take a shower man, i woke up with some serious musty jacobs disease!
Watch out for that cat its gonna give you musty jacobs disease.
Man i can smell your f**n musty jacobs from hear.
She wasn't stoked on the bad case of musty jacobs disease i had.
Had to burn my boxers. Damn cat gave me musty jacobs disease.
Fluffy funny fucker lmao i love you brother form JL
Jacob Is funny
Jacob wood is fluffy
Jacob wanted to be with Monica because amber an Jillian broke up with him. Jacob and Monica are the perfect match.
Nick: look its Monica and Jacob
Steve: oh yea
When you stick your tongue down your little brothers butthole, licking the poop out, then sharing the poop in a wet sloppy French kiss.
I gave my little brother Tucker a “Dirty Jacob”.