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Eat pussy day !! (use this wisely ladies)
Emma: do you know what day it is?
Simon: january 18th ?
Emma: no you bafoon.. its eat pussy day !!
Simon: oh well !! i better eat your pussy then
National self love day! On this day you’ve got to love yourself and feel proud for anything you achieve!
you: I did really well in that test!
Person: that’s showing off a bit!
You: I’m allowed to show off, it’s January 18th, national love yourself day!
the day u have to ask ur crush out, or ask them for a hoodie
bestfriend: time to talk to ur crush
Me: awww cmon
bestfriend: its january 18th so u have too
The national fern day(gvimroba in Georgian)
on this day we celebrate the birthday of the most beautiful woman in this world.
The national gvimras day 16 January
The mayhem day Also known as mayheween the day where pelle ohlin was born
" today is 16 january the mayheween day "
For the ladies!! Its national wear a thong day and send it to your boyfriend/husband 😉
1. Guys prepare for january 15, your girl will flood you pics of her in a thong🙈
2. Now girl go wear that thong you bad bitch ! And watch your man drool over his phone 😋😋
-National get drunk and flirt with your crush day!!
Me: *drinks beer*
Also Me: Roses are red violets are blue guess what? my bed has room for two ;)
Crush: Why are you flirting with me and why are you drunk?
Me: It's January 15
Crush: ooooh