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A person that looks like Jesus without a beard.
Sometimes abbreviated as BJ.
Art Naylor is a beardless jesus!
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When you have diarrhea, turning food into water.
Hey Steve, I don't think I can make it into work today, I came down with a mean case of the Reverse Jesus.
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When one, after having sex in the missionary position, ejaculates on their partner and rubs it all over their skin. They then proceed to tie their arms outstretched and ankles together
My girl was begging for a greasy Jesus last night. It was Epic
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Going into a text conversation on Omegle and talking about Jesus the whole time. Then you take a screenshot of it to show to your buddies. It's like the online version of planking.
Me: Dude I totally used the Jesus approach on this random from Omegle lastnight!
Friend: No way! Send me the screenshot!
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Takes the place of an existing curse word. Also something you will here from any country boy turned city. Claimed by Archie Sowell and created by him in 1989
Jesus Tits! That’s a nice truck Josh!
Jesus Tits! Shut Yo Face Jessica!
Jesus Tits! You got me all excited!
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its a totally awsome word meaning anything created by ALBERT RIPPEL
it hurts like a ba-jesus.
o my ba-jesus
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1. Used to show shock
2. What does the H. stand for?
3. Used by the drill instructor in the movie Full Metal Jacket
"Jesus H. Christ!...What the fuck Is That...Its a jelly doughnut!!!"
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