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June 17 is the day you give a short person 5 dollars, if you are 0’0-4’11 ( 0 centimeters to 149.86 centimeters) you are considered short.
Short person: I want 5 dollars
Tall person: why
Short person: because it is June 17, national give a short person 5 $ day
Tall person: I hate you
National hold your siblings hand day !¡NOT IN A DATING WAY BUT AS SIBLINGS¡!
Brother: Hey Jenny it’s June 17th!
Sister: okay fine
the 24th of june is the day where u give a blowjob to the last person u hooked up with
Tom: Hey sarah it’s june the 24th and we hooked up last night ;)
Sarah: So?
Tom: the 24th of june is the day where u give the last night person u hooked up with a blowjob
Literally what it sounds like but its also a time a CERTAIN fandom goes crazy about because of ''dnf'' it means dreamnotfound its a ship between georenotfound and dream
Quackity: OMG GEORGE AND DREAM
george: what?
dream:huh
Quackity: its the middle of june hahaha some-
george: quackity you better not i will slap the Q out of your name and replace it with a K
Quackity:geez george
Karl in the corner: POP OFF GEORGE
June 13th is national "yes" day. Meaning children can ask their parents for anything, and they have to say yes.
Kid: its June 13th, yes day!!
Mom: Thats right! so what do you want?
Kid: icecream for breakfast!
Mom: Of course!!
post the hottest people in your life right now
“He just posted me!”
“Must think your hot because it’s June 13th”
Boy: Is today June 13th?
Girl 1: yeah why?
Girl 2: Are you dumb? It's BTS's anniversary since Debut!!
Boy: Yeah!
Girl: lemme celebrate too!!