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Pooping on the toilet, while masturbating at work.
I decided to take a Kentucky Work-Break when I got real horny at work and was short on time, so I rubbed one out while taking a shit.
Masturbating in the porta-john while you're still on the clock.
I got a little horny at work today, so I took a Kentucky work break.
When using a toilet whether public or personal and lifting up the toilet seat to find shit splatter on the bottom of the toilet seat. This fecal splatter being clearly visible to the user upon lifting the seat to piss.
Defecation upon such a violent degree that it rebounds and splatters onto the bottom of the toilet seat. More often found in places in close proximity to a Kentucky Fried Chicken.
Dude, I went over to Emma's house and shes got kentucky splatter all over her toilet, damn I didn't know she was capable of a violent shit like that
A Kentucky Jackslap is when oneself ejaculates into their dominant hand and walks down the street and then slaps an unsuspecting victim, thus completing the Kentucky Jackslap.
I never knew that my sperm had more than one use until I came to know the Kentucky Jackslap.
The act of sneezing while defacating, which forces out all matter instantly with high velocity.
Man 1"Man, I shot a Kentucky rocket launcher last night that gave me a hernia"
Man 2"That's deep"
When a guy gets hard and a female come and stretched his dick as long as a traffic light till it bleeds.
My dick hurts so much from that Kentucky traffic puller my girlfriend gave me.
When you're eating someone's ass and they fart in your face and your cheeks make it sound like a duck call.
Austin's boyfriend gave him a Kentucky duck call and now he has double pink eye.