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```the kentucky way```
The kentucky way is when you say you'll do something today, but end up doing it in a week.
Guy 1: Want to fix this thing for me?
Guy 2: Sure, I'll do it in an hour
**one week passes**
Guy 1: Did you fix it?
Guy 2: No, I didn't
Guy 1: that's just the Kentucky way...
When the sock is used a second time.
`Damn Jake was willing to try a Kentucky Krusty when his parents left.
When two cousins go into the walkin at a restaurant, turn the light off, and fondle each other
Hey Cousin! Wanna take a trip to the Kentucky Funhouse?
When a woman takes a ping pong ball and inserts it into her vagina , then forcing it out and having her partner catch it in thier mouth
Man that bachelor party was wild! Especially when she did that Kentucky skeeball and john caught it first try!
When a female puts a ping ping ball into her hoo hah, and tries to shoot it into her partner's mouth
Yo dude, me and Jessica played Kentucky skeeball last night.
A Trump supporter with a neck beard that stands 1.5- 3 feet tall and hold a Trump flag in one hand and a pint of beer in the other. They live in the woods of Kentucky and Northern Tennessee and if they don’t you they will piss on you and scream gibberish
Dave: what’s that noise?
Margaret: RUN ITS THEM DAMN KENTUCKY MONKEYS
This is when a person is in a Drive-Thru in Kentucky. Preferably a McDonalds and there is an attractive male attending you in your car. You then proceed to flash the man with your breasts. When the man gets an erection you then try to get him to place his penis out of the window when this is achieved you then close the window with extreme force and the penis is disconnected from the rest of his body. You then put the penis in your bag and now you can use the penis for anything you want.
Tom: "Yo, What happened why are you in the emergency room?"
Randy: "This bitch pulled a Kentucky Drive-Thru Massage on me"