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The act of shitting in your hand and jerking off with it.
Steve likes to masturbate with shit in his hand. He then licks his fingers clean of the Kentucky Snickers Bar.
The "Kentucky Give-away" is when one man ejaculaes into a female and then shortlly after convinces her into having sex with his buddy as well & then when the baby comes assures them that, that's his buddy's baby.
The "Kentucky Give-away" is when one man ejaculaes into a female and then shortlly after convinces her into having sex with his buddy as well & then when the baby comes assures them that, that's his buddy's baby.
Pooping on the toilet, while masturbating at work.
I decided to take a Kentucky Work-Break when I got real horny at work and was short on time, so I rubbed one out while taking a shit.
Masturbating in the porta-john while you're still on the clock.
I got a little horny at work today, so I took a Kentucky work break.
When using a toilet whether public or personal and lifting up the toilet seat to find shit splatter on the bottom of the toilet seat. This fecal splatter being clearly visible to the user upon lifting the seat to piss.
Defecation upon such a violent degree that it rebounds and splatters onto the bottom of the toilet seat. More often found in places in close proximity to a Kentucky Fried Chicken.
Dude, I went over to Emma's house and shes got kentucky splatter all over her toilet, damn I didn't know she was capable of a violent shit like that
The Kentucky Viper Militia is mostly good guys that get a bad reputation because they’re what they call melungins and maybe they get in trouble sometimes. People say most of them have been to prison and psychiatric hospitals which is probably true but they’re living by their own code. Just avoid them. For the most part if you don’t bother them they won’t bother you. Around the parts of Kentucky where they’re active you’ll do alright if you mind your own business and don’t try to be something you’re not.
I don’t go to none of the skank joints in that part of town because they’re full of Kentucky Viper Militia hillbillies
Several pregnant women line up laying on the ground, then the dark African American named Bungledash punches their stomach with all of his strength, the farthest distance the baby Flys out is the winner of the free abortion.
Hey bungledash, are you going to be able to host The Kentucky Fish Race this year?
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