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Person 1: her look at the new kid, he’s Asian bro
Person 2: bruh, I bet he’s a Kevin
a true blessing to this earth. his eyes speak wisdom and his midnight black fur is almost glowing from how holy he is.
if you ever see him thank him for what he has done for you. he is a rare sighting even among mountain priests. if he licks your hand you have good luck.
yeah so basically- OMG IS THAT KEVIN????
OMG!! IT IS!! thank you for what you have done for us dear lord *gets on the floor and bows*
A man that looks like a plastic bag filled with water
Is that Kevin or a carnival prize?
A creepy man, typically with glasses and a pedo stache
Woman: hi!
Kevin: i will follow you home!
Kevin is supper Cute a nice person that can be trusted, thought sometimes he can be mean, If be is intrested in you he will try to make you jeleous but if you are his close friend he will be nice and caring.
Me:My friend told me he liked me before and that he is tryna make me jeleous ☹
Monica: He is like my bff i love him as a friend he is the best Kevin is the best!
Me : YASS
An absolute numpty. You'll commonly find him 1 inch (that's fully erect for him) deep in his mom, or you'll find him hunched over watching anime girls kiss eachother. Kevin is a very slow and dimwitted person, Kevin's are known for walking into windows. Kevin's are known for their immense sweating so it's advised to just stay away from them.
Girl: "what's wrong with that guy? He's been trying to fuck that lamp for a while now."
Other Girl: "yup, that's Kevin."