Rural Dictionary

Cancer-lesbian

VULGAR SLANG

A triggered, radical feminist possessing hyper-intensive feelings of hate towards perceived male-dominated patriarch;

Is extremely bitter and resentful as a result of being single or breakdown of a previous relationship;

Cancer Survivor.

(Used as a general term of abuse towards feminists).

Feminist Tweet: "SISTERS! Stand up to sexist oppression. It's time to destroy the oppressive patriarchy #DeathToTheOppressors #feminism"

Internet Troll: "stop pushing your ideology, you silly old cancer-lesbian”.

by madcnt666 December 6, 2019

Your dad lesbian

Your mom gay on opposite day

Guy 1: “hey bro”
Guy 2: “Your mom gay”
Guy 1: “It’s opposite day” Guy 2: “oh dang that rhymes”
Also guy 2: “Your dad lesbian”

by I need help 2023 January 11, 2023

Lesbian Birthday

The saddest shit you ever saw.

Ezekiel :" Dude "
my buddy Steve's wife talked him in to adopting a bunch of vietnamese kids , and they had to get rid of Steve's man-cave .... and his dog that he's had his whole life ....and, she made him give up his special edition star wars figures so the kids could play with them." "He said every day he wishes he would die in his sleep."
"because death would be better than this hell he has to live in"....
Then he said he prays every night "please God take me from this torment I cannot bear another day looking at my stupid wife and these damn children."

Tobias:....damn dude , his life looks like a lesbian birthday party.

by Djentile March 14, 2019

Lesbian mile

A lesbian mile is a longer distance than a regular mile. Lesbians often date people from other towns, and their radius of dating maybe wider than that of a straight person.

You’re so cool, but you live so far away... 50miles isn’t that far in lesbian miles babe, don’t worry, we’ll work it out.

by Weenafile September 2, 2019