Good friend with a massive whopping dong, and he’s super gay
That right there is a Gucci max
Insane levels of chat. Sturdy rig and impeccable chopping ability
Max is a top shagger with a long schlong
A horny ass bush goblin who likes to tell people he wants to fuck them
Max shut the fuck up
Max is a self obsessed hoe that has no hart or dick
Boyfriend- fuck me hoe
Girlfriend- no quit being a max
Max is a heartless douche Bag who likes anal intercourse with three-year-olds
Boyfriend- fuck me hoe
Girlfriend- quit being a Max!!!!
A man with balls so big they sag when you are handy with them
If you've never met Max, you're a lucky person. Since the day i've got to know Max, i've lost my smile. Because i'm afraid of him. He loves Kinderriegel, and he would do everything to get one. EVERYTHING!
... last week he kicked a little boy of his bike, stole his Kinderriegel, and left him crying on the floor. I thinks it's an addiction. Beware of Max while eating Kinderriegel. You're in danger.
"Run, Max is comming!"
"Hide your Kinderriegels Max is here."