Scrub monkey

Usually poor, lacking effort, desire or ability to improve their living conditions or economic status. A scrub monkey often haa a refrigerator in their yard along with broken lawn mowers, chickens and old bicycles, sometimes a rusted out 72 Camaro up on concrete blocks.

Those Scrub monkeys live on the county line in that run down trailer with all the junk in their yard.

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monkey food

Cocaine. Refers to the experiment where Monkeys were given a choice between actual food or cocaine. Turns out the Monkeys always chose the cocaine. In another experiment, Monkeys could push a button and receive cocaine. The monkeys would repeatedly push the button for more cocaine "Monkey Food".

Gimme more monkey food! Are you monkeying around tonight? Where is Monkey Boy? Got Monkey Food?

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monkey slops

a meal, almost certainly vegetarian and prepared by a Dyke Flatmate, that is so bland and depressing in its appearance that it could be compared to monkey food in a third rate, third world zoo.

Jesus! What are you eating there Tamara! Looks like fucking Monkey Slops!

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Dick monkey

Used to offend someone after the other person being a asshole

You are such a fucking Dick monkey

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Monkey Steamer

Monkey steamer is a person who pisses you off and you have nothing better to call them. It is used as an insult.

Hey tony, your a monkey steamer. or F*ck you bro your a fat as monkey steamer.

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monkey swirl

When you fuck a Muslim upside down so it cum’s in a swirly motion into his mouth.

Hey honey can you make your self upside down for me so I can fuck you and let it swirl in my mouth. I want to call it the monkey swirl.

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jawalla monkey

Dadless NIGGER with a GIANT HORSE GARGANTUAS COCK that likes to walk up to MILFS AND PETITE LATINAS AND proceed to cock slap them. This spear chucking portch monkey will carry out these actions even in public.

JOSH “ I just dick slapped three chicks at Walmart “
Kardi “ you motherfucking jawalla monkey!”

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