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The aftermath left over after having sex with someone covered in muffins.
If your hungry, there are some lemony muffins over there.
Someone who fucking stinks but smells heavenly at the same time.
“My funky little stink muffin, you so stinky.”
“I literally just took a shower man.”
When you're at the bar and pick up a middle aged woman with a muffin top.
Last night I was at the bar and I picked up a guilt muffin.
The aftermath of going down on a woman, the mixture of saliva, vaginal discharge and pubes all around your mouth is a Muffin mouth
Dam son, you got mad muffin mouth. How long where you down there?
When a lady is on the last day of her period and has her nooks and crannies cleaned out by a big dick.
Damn, you gave me a Thomas English Muffin. Don’t even need a panty liner now. Looks like apple butter.
1.) An incrdebly attractive man!
2.) A nickname for someone you like/Love!.
Or
3.) Someone you can't stand
He's such a troll muffin 😍