Poop in One

When you are on the toilet and you poop an abnormally long poop but it goes directly in the toilet hole (like a hole in one) to avoid from clogging.

Rob: Dude, i came so close to clogging the school toilet, luckily, i got a poop in one.
Jim: That could've been embarassing.

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one-pack

A large protusion eminating from the midsection of a portly individual. A fatty's gut. Much like the six-pack but without all of the tone. Also refered to as the fuel tank for the love machine and the roof over the meat house.

Though Hank thought of himself as fit, his one-pack shot that all to hell.

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one leggin it

1. A derogatory term to describe sex with someone

Yo dog i was one leggin it with this bitch last night out in ya momma's asshole.

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One Pager

A gay thing sixth grade language arts teachers assign you.

"Did you hear? In Ms. Smith's class we gotta do a one pager."
"Dude that's totally gay.

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This one's for Kam!

1) A phrase uttered for a friend who is absent from the current activity, used in place of "I wish Kam was here", a dedication of the current activity to the absent friend
2) A phrase uttered immediately before climax, usually followed donkey punching one's sexual partner, or performing some other diviant sexually activity

Boyfriend: "I'm almost there baby. Oh yeah, right there, just a little......THIS ONE'S FOR KAM!"
*SMACK*
Then the boyfriend must hold on for dear life.

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one-punch

a similar word in deffination to "pink mist", in wich one hits so hard it only takes a single punch to achive victory. This is most common found in tall lankey men who have long arms and awesome silver cars.

hey did you see that guy driving that cavalier? ya that was one-punch!

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One and done

The term given to the head coaching position at Arkansas State University (also referred to as the University of North Stadium Boulevard, being as their fan base doesn't even dominate their own city.... The team 5 hours away carries the fans there). This term is used due to them hiring a new coach every year because the former coach can't get work for free.

Bryan Harsin will soon join the previous one and done coaches of the pink puppies.

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