Rudolph Realness

Rudolph Realness simply means something is true. And if you ARE Rudolph Realness, it means that you have reached clarity.

Vincent Van Gogh: I'm reaching Rudolph Realness.
Ivy Shao: What?
Vincent Van Gogh: This is so not Rudolph Realness.

real high kid

-someone who's really high
-a n00b at smoking marijuana

stoner one- *laughs un-controllably and falls over*
stoner two- damn dude. that's one real high kid right there.

real culprit

ur annoying sibling who blames u for everything

My sibling is the real culprit.

The Real Ghillie

Nickname for Youtuber Ghillie Master probably only used by Spack No.2

Person: Can you help me sell Bunker?

Spack No.2: Not right now man I'm playing some Cayo Assault with The Real Ghillie!

a real Connor

A guy who probably should have checked himself before he wrecked himself.

Little Jimmy came in a hot mess and was being a real connor, just pathetic.

real quick fun

Masturbating or having sex

I cant wait to have real quick fun with kaylee!

sharks exist in real life

A fun fact told by neil in jaws

Neal:sharks exist in real life
Timmy:wow