four beer queer

a term used to describe a person who becomes drunk or intoxicated after consuming a seemingly small amount of alcohol.

Person 1: Nancy only drank four beers and just fell down the stairs because she is so hammered!!

Person 2: WOW! She hardly had anything to drink tonight! What a four beer queer!

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low joule beer

the best god damn beer on the planet...tastes great..its smooth for skullin and to top it off it low in joules...hellllllll yer.

mmmmmmm low joule

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Beer fetcher

Like a dog fetching a bone, a beer fetcher is someone who is used for the purpose of bring you beer after beer. See also Wifeslave.

When I get home in the evenings, I usually plop down in the recliner and cut on some King of The Hill, then holler for my beer fetcher to bring me some Busch Ice.

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beer glasses

When someone sees something they way they'd like to be while drunk.

Mara sleep with Jordan because she had her beer glasses on after the party.

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ginger beer time

Can be seen as a favorite party activity or a form of torture . A ginger beer bottle is shaken vigorously, popped open then shoved into someones arse before all the fizz comes out. Obviously when the fizz DOES come out, considering its new environment, well like i said, can be taken as a favorite party activity (for SOME) or a form of torture.

George: *running* How did those bastards find our hide out?
Adam: *running faster* They caught billy and questioned him...
George: Ha! So the little wimp told 'em everything after a few punches and kicks eh?
Adam: *slowing* No...they gave him the...

Enemy gang member #1: Yep, that's right. And you two are in for the same treatment.
Enemy gang member #2: Oh...what's this?...Why its two bottles of ginger beer! Mmmm...here that fizz?
Enemy gang member #3: Hope you brought a change of underwear
Enemy gang member #4: Right, grab 'em....that's it....bend 'em over!
Enemy gang member #5: Get ready boys! Its GINGER BEER TIME!!!

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Beer Tampons

(N.) Something that Pop Stars and Pregnant Redneck Mothers from Alabama use during their "feminine time."

Cletus: Hey, Ma! Youse want'n me to loot you sum mora beer tampons from the kwik-e-mart'n?

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white people beer

The type of beer commonly consumed by white people across America due to the fact that it is cheap and you can get drunk quickly common brands of white people beer are Budweiser bud light coors light and similar beer that looks like piss and tastes like water

Guy 1: hey man I got some awesome IPA’s want one

Guy 2: sorry dude IPA’s are Gross I’m gonna stick with my bud light

Guy 1 ( again) dude don’t you know that’s white people beer it tastes like water

Guy 2 ( again) exactly that’s why I like it I can get super drunk quick because it tastes like nothing

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