October 21, a day where you can throw your short friend (anyone shorter than you). The person being thrown cannot reject the thrower his rights.
Last National Throw the Short People Day, I threw your mom
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when u wanna be a gangsta and wanna be just like ur dad
hey jimmy did u know that people say im g
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yeet those under 5'4 with gusto and bless the ground they fall on. The date goes on October 23rd.
"Why'd you throw me"
"Because its national throw shorts people day bitch"
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the universal answer to every question. Gets annoying after the 300th or so use.
Why is the rum gone?
Because people will want to see you naked
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The Peoples Republic Of Shepherds Bush (TPROSB)
The Peoples Republic Of Shepherds Bush (TPROSB) is for a reveloution for shepherds bush to be govered as its own country by its own working class people seprated from britain with a wall around shepherds bush
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OCTOBER 24 - grab your friend and throw them, drag
them, or do anything to them because they're short!
Must be 5'4 or over to throw someone. Everyone under...
you better hide.
Girl1: hey itβs October 21st :)
Girl 2: and whatβs that?
Girl 1: national throw short people day:)
Girl 2: please donβt
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On October 21, you can anybody under 5β6β with no permission needed
Girl1: hey itβs October 21st :)
Girl 2: and whatβs that?
Girl 1: national throw short people day :)
Girl 2: please donβt
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