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To bathe in cheap cologne to avoid actually showering to cover your stench from manual labor.
Damn bro I can smell that dude from over here. WTF did he do take a spick shower in old spice.
some shit that you do when your tired of scrubbing weird bubbly shit all over your body
Michael during his shower rant: *scrubbing his penis* So, what's the point of time machines if the only cause harm?
Shower rants happen when your in the shower snap chatting, ranting about shit that your pissed about at that moment.
Did you hear that bitch, she took off on Jenelle last night during her shower rants.
something you say to someone who stinks
someone: *stinks*
you: SHOWER DICK
When a midget stands over top of you and squirts onto your face.
A little person was in the mood and gave me a midget shower.
The act of using alot of deodorant or aftershave to mask your smell instead of having a real shower.
I'll be 1 min gonna have a packy shower instead
Wiping yourself down with a baby wipe as an alternative to bathing.
I had no time to get ready today, so I took a mommy shower.