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The pee stain on your carpet from when your bipolar floople got angry, because you didn’t feed it enough instant ramen for the day.
Jebreyne: What’s that green stuff on your carpet? That looks disgusting!
Glether: Oh fuck! I forgot to feed my floople instant ramen. That silly blorfindee committed a “Double Sided Floople Sludge!”
When a penis is going down your leg and can be seen.
Peter: "Yo dawg he got side schlong"
Pedro: "Damn dawg that is long and curvy!"
Jap Side is a term used as a replacement for asshole.
"Go take it up your Jap Side"
"No"
A side mistress is a lady that your lady knows about but they don't do anything about it because it's perfectly fine with the both of them.
Sally knew Bill was with Victoria, his new side mistress, but she didn't do anything to destroy Bill because Sally and Victoria were secretly lesbians on the down low.
A side chick that has been a chick on the side for a long time.
He called her his side hen cause she was his side chick for years.
Originally devised as a retaliation to the Upper Deck an East Side Sauna is the act of defecating on a party host's dish (Preferably Fine China or Silver), placing said dish in the host's oven and then turning the oven on a low heat. This process releases the odors from the dish flooding the apartment with warmth and a rich aroma.
Greg decided it would be funny to shit in the toilet tank of my bathroom, so the next time I was at his apartment I was going to turn it into an East Side Sauna.
if you get on jay's bad side IT IS OVER FO YA SHAWTY. jay will cut u off if u did sum to him or if u play him he will cuss u out if he knew from the start u were a fake mf this nigga will cut u off slowly if he love u cuz it hard for him for the girl be likin for a long time but if u friendzone him he will drop yo ass like he dropped his niggas off the court . but he cute, funny,loving,weird,goofy,understanding ;).
random girl; i dont like u like that anymore jay ..
jay; oh alr *ignores,lies,distant to her*
jay bad side is evil..