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ur mom so fat shes an avacado πŸ₯‘πŸ₯‘πŸ₯‘

She really is.

ur mom so fat shes an avacado πŸ₯‘πŸ₯‘πŸ₯‘

by Williamthecoolboy June 25, 2022

8πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


We're no strangers to love you know the rules and so do I

first line of a Rick Roll!

We're no strangers to love you know the rules and so do I

YOU GOT RICK ROLLED!

by NHRHS2010 July 20, 2011

17πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


i couldn't think of a fifth word for this so i just put this

When someone simply cannot think of a fifth word for a definition.

i couldn't think of a fifth word for this so i just put this

by Fake Namezz March 1, 2008

20πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž


I’m so drunk I can’t even see straight

Fucking bitch shoot the gun have some fun

I’m so drunk I can’t even see straight . Right now. NOOOOO

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 26, 2020

1πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


add she ssr esseg so do ode she ssense

A Terrorist Group.

"You guys have to be careful when going to Iran, or you'll get killed by add she ssr esseg so do ode she ssense"
"Impossible"
*gets killed by add she ssr esseg so do ode she ssense*
"You neff!"

by stanloonaorturnintoskeletor December 3, 2021


could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that even he couldn't eat it?

a paradox made up by stoners with nothing better to do

stoned guy 1)could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that even he couldn't eat it?
stoned guy 2)WHOOOOAAAAAA!!! i don't know.... what a thinker!!!
stoned guy 1)tell me about it

by EatMyFukk May 13, 2008

850πŸ‘ 109πŸ‘Ž


you're so sussy i know you took my fortnite card

I know you took my $19 fortnite card, GIVE ME MY $19 FORTNITE CARD, You better give me my $19 fortnite card, I need $19 FORTNITE CARD NOOOW!

Guy 1: you're so sussy i know you took my fortnite card
Guy 2: I didn't take it
Guy 1: That's a bit SUS

by β€Žβ€Žβ€Žβ€Žβ€Žβ€Žβ€Žβ€Žβ€Žβ€Žβ€Žβ€Žβ€Žβ€Žβ€Žβ€Žβ€Ž June 3, 2021