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The act of removing a sock from a mannequin at walmart, busting a fat load in it, and placing it back on the mannequin, leaving it to solidify. When the workers come to change the outfit on the mannequin, the sock should be absolutely immovable, and plastered to the mannequin's foot.
You: "Hey Bryce, wanna go walmart socking?"
Bryce: "Nahhh bro I've got a date with Amelia tonight."
You: "Wait, Amelia as in, my MOM?"
Jerking off into a sock. Usually done out of laziness, desperation, or lack of better options.
Roommate's gone for the weekend? Time to make some sock children.
What's created after impregnating a piece of cotton or wool footwear
Mother: Why is your son socks always so moist
Father : Their full of SOCK CHILDREN and you're about to drown them
When you fill her butthole full of dryer lint and Fuck it until a new sock appears around your cock.
Man, I was missing one of my favourite knee highs for so long that I decided to give my girl a copper sock and make one myself. I copper socked her so hard she was farting the scent of bounce sheets all week, and I am still trying to pick the scuzz off my junk.
The sock someone with a micropenis uses to make themselves look better endowed.
"Oh man, I can't wear a speedo! I forgot my support sock!!!!"
Wearing one pair of socks over another.
Look I’m double socking my Halloween socks
When your sock's holes are too big that your leg hair sticks out. Note that the holes are NOT from the sock ripping.
Guy 1: Dude whats on your sock?
Guy 2: I think thats leg hair.
Guy 3: Hey everyone! This guy has a sock sprout!