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a school for idiots in the forsaken state of wisconsin where their fans are classless and racist.
a school where they have a homosexual purple bird as a mascot
jim: hey man where do you go to school?
fag: oh i go to school at wisconsin whitewater university!
jim: dude, you must be a douche bag
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A liberal-arts university located in Aliso Viejo, CA. Often considered a Buddhist school, SUA claims to be "diverse, student-centered, and humanistic." Considering that the school is barely 9 years old during the writing of this definition, it remains to be seen if it will live up to it's ambitious standards.
According to students, SUA is the "home of the weird".
The school mascot is the lion.
So where do you go to school?
Soka University of America
Where the hell is that?
Exactly.
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The home of the Shockers. The shockers are a group of men that wear shorts which appear to be covering an overfilled diaper. They also play with each others' balls while in court. Inexplicably, a large number of "fans" (translation from French slang: morons) pay actual money to see this. Thus money could be used for extra trash bags or maybe a subscription to "Hand washing your laundry Weekly". Apparently, they also teach some classes and such there, but the bureaucratic policy of Wichita State University is to treat students as nuisance parasites who should be annoyed until eradication.
Fan (moron): Did you see the Wichita State University Shockers made it to sweet sixteen?
Student: No, I was busy thinking about my future laundry experience, I have to prioritize.
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The shit college. Only hotties like Sara and Eric can go there. FUck yah Ferris
I got fucked by a hot bitch at Ferris State University last weekend.
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N. Dark and evil place in which students are raped in the locker room.
Guy 1: Did you hear that Joe got accepted into Penn State University?
Guy 2: Oh Shit! He's gonna get raped in the locker room!
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A college located in six miles outside of Washington D.C. in Arlington, Virginia. The university is commonly known for the high amount of estrogen on campus and the large amount of basic bitches in the fashion merchandising program. The school does not believe in Greek life so off campus parties happen at a variety of houses owned by athletes on different sports teams such as the soccer house, the lacrosse house, and the basketball house. The lacrosse house is notorious for Jersey Shore themed parties. This university is what nightmares are made of.
Scarymount University Bro: What are you doing tonight?
Fashion Merchandising Major: Uh... going to highlighter party at the basketball house after finishing my skirt for clothing construction of course!
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a nice way to say stfu without cursing
person 1 and 2: *talking really loudly*
person 3: why dont you both go to stanford university?
person 1 and 2: haha, very funny....wait what....fuck u.
person 3: hehehe
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