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maybe ill do it more later
man i just cummed so hard that i cried
A common saying among members of a non profit organization that places recent college graduates teaching in under resourced public schools. A call/response for a teacher to use to motivate kids. Works well with elementary aged students. When used with high school students, the teacher is risking their lives.
Student: "NOOOOOO I WANT THE DINOSAUR MATH"
Rest of class: " WORK HARD GET SMART WOO WOO!"
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I did ur mom sooooooooooooooo hard that she cried in excitement and said “ahh~ yessss~that HiT tHe SpOt~”
Devon: that math test was so hard😩
Chad: well you know what’s harder?
Devon: what?
Chad: well… I did ur mom so hard last night😉
Devon: not again😒
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1)The phrase used to compare one's disheveled appearance to that of a penis which was still wet when he dressed after participating in rough sex.
a)Originally, this phrase compared the clothing-covered, wet penis to that of a horse who was stabled without being tended, after a long day of hard riding .
Guy walks into work looking like he walked straight from the bed to the car. Coworker says: "Damn dude...rough night? You look like you got rode hard and put away wet!"
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To remain optimistic and in good spirits even in hard times, while also staying composed and ready for anything.
Times are tough everywhere man, just keep your pecker hard and your powder dry, and you’ll make it through.
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1) Quote from the the 1957 classic TV show "Leave it to Beaver"
2) When a male sexually pleases a female sometimes inducing pain, but always pleasure ;)
Bridget: "Wow, last night was bad."
Muhammad: "What do you mean? I had a great time!"
Bridget: "Yeah but you were a little hard on the beaver last night..."
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What people put above an image when they screenshot monkey NFT's (Or any in general) to make fun of people who but NFT's
This Picture goes so hard, feel free to screenshot
(Picture of Monkey NFT)
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