bro

A bro is an 18 to 24 year old male who wears berkinstock sandals watches family guy plays ultimate frisbee and wears an upsidedown visor or a baseball cap with a pre fraid brim you know a bro. They drink natty ice (natural ice) and wear ralph lauren water polos.

bro 1: yo bro you wanna play ultimate frisbee or frolf today. i got a six of natty ice.

bro 2: alright bro. i just gotta get my visor.

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Bro Tent

A portable love shack that is used for male homosexual relations.

I had my first homosexual experience in the bro tent at the graduation party.

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bro job

Something you get when you can't blow yourself.

Person 1: Hey bro, can you give me a bro job? I can't reach it by myself.
Bro: Go fuck yourself.

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Bro-pression

When your boy is oppressing your thoughts or ideas.

What's up with the Bro-pression, Bro?

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Bro-nouns

Related to pro-nouns, but way cooler.

Words like Bro, yo, dude/dood, Dave, Cool Dude, My Man, etc.

(Word invented by @aph.meow_ on instagram, you should follow her!)

Dave Strider: Bro, they’re pretty amazing!

Karkat Vantas: yeah, I see you’re using those amazing bro-nouns, as always!

John Egbert: yo, dude, I always use my bro-nouns too!
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David Elizabeth Strider always uses his bronouns.

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Bro Chode

Friend's penis. Usually used when someone is showing a friend his genitalia.

-Aww, dude!
-Don't worry bud, it's just a little Bro Chode.
-Yeah, emphasis on little.

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Bro-vice

Advise only to be administered by a "Bro". Generally only serves as a distraction from a personal issue you cannot cope with.

Bro 1: "Bro, I can't get over my ex, I need some Bro-vice."
Bro 2: "Bro just fuck bitches and get money, Later we'll watch National Lampoon's; Van Wilder, he know's everything."
Bro 1: "Broski you're the best!"
Bro 2: "No broleash, you're the best"

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