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Its a term that you use when a person dumped you who wasn’t even your gf/bf. Like a 3rd wheel kind of thing, just that that person has the audacity to dump you.
James Bond: “ Its over patrisha, you are nothing more then a bitch to me”
Patrisha : “ But we are not even in a relationshi-“
James Bond : “ silence! I said its over let it be! I don’t want to hurt you no more... Farewell!”
Later : “ James bond Wheel-dumped me-“
An asshole hanging out in a restaurant, who is getting bored sitting at a bar with his date.
Fuck this, I need a dump and a bump
When you see the bear cross the road or get a solid strike and let all the dogs out at once
I was driving down the road last night and ol slew foot ran across in front of me so I gave him the super dump
When a girl is flirting with a guy, then he finds out she has a boyfriend.
1. "I met a hot girl at a party, but she boyfriend dumped me."
2. *flirting* "Sorry, my boyfriend is here to pick me up."
For more examples, it's basically the opposite of girlfriend dump
The process one undertakes when taking a dump whilst on the toilet. The term has come increasingly into use with the advent of social networking sites that can result in some people spending hours, or even days, just dumping physical memory with little need to leave the room. If you try this it is recommended that you bring some water and some sandwiches with you to avoid thirst or starvation.
John: Who's in the toilet?! I've been waiting ages!
Jack: One sec...
Cindy: I'd give up John, he's on his laptop and crapping at the same time.
John: Ohhh, I understand now, I didn't know he was dumping physical memory.