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A quite average size blonde kid who is a direct descendant of cliff Richard. he says some really silly & unintelligent illogical stuff. the definition of derp. hard to make friends, but those who he does make love him to bits.
people: *talking about bob dylan*
Josh: 'I thought bob Dylan was black!'
Josh: 'tortoise and a hedgehog? they're the same except one goes in the water'
^all actual events of a Josh.
Josh has a banging personality but can’t roll for shit. has some fucked sleeping pattern. funniest boy and loyal. does random workouts at night cause he’s bored. only goes out for an hour because he wakes up at like 3pm, gets moved down sets in school for beefing teachers cause he think he’s hard.
Josh’s
Helpful kind put others before them and go out of your way to help you.
“Look at Josh over their helping out.”
Short for Joshua. A guy whose defining characteristic is his inconsistency. The only thing consistent about him is his eternal refusal to reply to texts and be respectful. Selfish to the core and short in every sense and region, this guy will never have ambitions outside his teenage fantasies.
"did Josh ever text you back?"
"what do you think?"
"I'm guessing that's a no."
"uh huh."
a fake gay with a shrimp dick
josh has the smallest dick i’ve ever seen!