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kill me its a sentence to say when you are bored or when you want to laught or for kill yourself or you want to insult a guy
😂 kill me kid lol.
Im bored of this life kill me.
Oh lol its very funny kill me.
U so annoying so i want to kill me.
Kill me
Person 1: Kill me.
Person 2: Ok!
Person 1: *Literally fricking dies*
when someone tries to explain something so stupid, it makes them want to kill themselves because of how dumb it is.
Yo dude remember The Ferdinand Tank Destroyer? Yea you can kill me because it gave me depression
Used by females when having sex/masturbating and they want you to get them hornier
“Don’t kill my vibe daddy”
A phrase spoken by a famous Dutch serial murderer Maria Swanenburg before stalking her victims and poisoning them with arsenic while they slept. Most of her victims were immigrants from Asian countries.
Me: 'I heard someone whisper your face is killing me when I was taking a video'
Friend: 'OMG dude, you're gonna die tonight!'
Hating someone so much you hope they die to the cartel
Person 1 : Fuck you i hope you die
Person 2 : I hope the cartel kills you in the most brutal way possible
Person 1 : :(
when you do more than just make it. you can fail it, make it, or kill it.
to kill it is when a skier jumps on a ramp he either fails by not getting on his feet, he makes it by landing it without tripping, or he fucking kills it by doing backflips, frontflips, and sets of a bomb sticked to his dick to summon tom cruise to catch him with a plane before he lands, go in a loop so he then jumps out of the plane and sticks the landing with explotions in the bacground while a voice screams yeeeeeaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!!