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When you pin a person down into the doggy style position, spread their anus out with metal clamps, rub butter on their asshole walls as you pour hydrochloric acid and take a sandpaper dildo wrapped in barbed wire and go to town on them.
“Timmy, I swear to god if you don’t clean up your room I will give you a mechanical chris”
A beautiful person that likes hookah. Gels his hair with at least 14 bottles. If it’s a cold night, that means it’s a Timberland night 🔥 if it’s in the summer, its jorts night. A bearded legend in the making, it’s Chrish Tashman.
Wow, you’re such a Chris Tashman!
A total douch who may be black, drinks large amounts of grape soda and has a collection of non running expensive cars
That guy is a total Chris Parkinson
Noun, Verb, Adjective:
Noun: A hockey player who is often known for scoring on his own net. Also used to name any random person with no relation to the user whatsoever. Variations of this noun are Chris Phillips, CPhilly, Chris and Philly.
Verb: The word Chris or Phillips can be used to replace virtually any other verb in the english language.
Adjective: It`s Chris. Not cool, not lame, etc. It`s Chris
Using Noun:
Person A(To a passerby or random person): CHRIS PHILLIPS!!
Using Verb: Person A: Dude what are you doing?
Person B: Nothing just Chrissing around.
Using Adjective: Person A: Did you see that girl?
Person B: Yeah, she`s so Chris.
When you want to call out a specific individual who kinda looks like a prettier jesus.
Person 1 : I think Ivy is taylor's best song.
Person 2: My brother in Chris, it's definitely a bop but Tolerate it stays superior .
Used as a metaphor for stat padding. Making their stats look better in a game that’s significantly out of reach
Chris Paul with the huge three to cut the lead to 42.