Murtle The Turtle

Murtle The Turtle = A YouTuber

Murtle The Turtle is a person on YouTube.

dirpy turtle

The best thing on the planet and it is so dirpy.

Dirpy turtle is the best animal on the planet.

Turtle Monkey

A man that has a long neck, a hairy body and a monkey face.

Guy 1- see this guy right there?

Guy 2- He looks like a turtle monkey.

Turtle poaching

When you punch someone who has a small penis in the dick making there head shrivel like a turtle.

Payton: i got turtle poached by some guy yesterday
thomas: omg is yo dick okay i hate turtle poaching

Mud Turtle

When you are having anal sex and you get feces on penis.

I was doing her doggy style and pulled out and she gave me a mud turtle.

OG Turtle With God Ki

Beerus is fodder

OG Turtle With God Ki is fodder.

putting the turtle back in its shell

When your taking a shit, but half way through, you suck the shit back up into your asshole

I just got done putting the turtle back in its shell