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Much like it's counterpart "The Awkward Turtle", but you have your middle finger extended to make it look like a it has a penis.
Ivan: "Last night I walked in on my mom taking a shower and her tits were banging!"
(Silence)
Jace: *Does The Awkward Perverted Turtle*
When you do a girl and she poops a little
I made Samantha turtle pop last night it was awesome
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A rare animal that lives and thrives in the sewers of large grease using places. Usually found at restaurants and large kitchen's.
Damn ricky look at the size of those grease turtles
A gerentocratic member of government who has a reptuation for elitism, dishonesty, and possible clandestine backing from the permanent institutions of state and the bureaucracy, the military-industrial complex, or corporate lobbyists, popularly referred to as "the swamp."
I believe in truth and justice as the next guy, but the only way you this bill passed is by letting those swamp turtles water it down in committee and earmark it with pork.
A term used for getting gnar or fucking shit up.
Did you see him shit on the counter? That was so Turtle Smasher!
when someone gives a guy a handjob with one hand and catches his shit with the other as its coming out of his ass.
David: Hey man! Little Red gave me a two handed turtle last night.
Noun. Staring at the ground knowing nothing is moving too fast if at all. - EC
You over there turtle dogging?