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Long Muffin

a sheet cake

Get that long muffin out of here. I only eat dual layer, circular cakes.

by Trigger Johnson October 5, 2018


Long Shot

Loan Shark , but when you can't say Loan Shark.

This is Vincent, He will take are of you. He can be your Long Shot.

by Vinnie Business September 28, 2021


Long Jeffrey

(n) Erection. An erect penis. Hard-on. Boner.

Can't a guy just get a long jeffrey while making out?

by bonethegreat August 20, 2014


Long Last

Can't last long enough to defuse bomb in CS:GO

I'm not good enough to long last.

by Niagra falls231 April 15, 2023


long distance lurking

So I think my girl is cheating. I keep seeing signs that its happening, but she wont come clean. Sad excuses for men are ,Long Distance Lurking but wont run up.

Came out the house dude looking but wont run up, hollar, sign, fart, cuss, NOTHING! Long Distance Lurking by that tree in the field.

by its Ike baby February 12, 2019


instant long schlong

When your Schlong instantly becomes longer than usual, over people in the gender of your personal sexuality.

I saw the biggest tits ever! It definitely gave me an instant long schlong.

by dameyinata December 22, 2013


Long Islander

Some one that is from Long Island.
Typically used to show u are from New York, yet not a real New Yorker. You will probably get clowned on more if u introduce yourself as a New Yorker, and then reveal your from Long Island, As if you would of just started of by saying ur a Long Islander.

P1 - "Yerr what's mobbin"
P2 - "Greetings"
P1 - "Ayo brodie where's u from g"
P2 - "Oh I'm a Long Islander"
P1 - "Ight Ight, Respek"

by GwiGwis23 November 28, 2021