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Jingle Wank

Any type of boring repetitive music mainly played in shops, shopping malls and lifts. Jingle Wank can be found in any music genre but is primarily all jazz.

Let's all go to Ronnie Scott's on Saturday night, I hear there's a jazz extravaganza, I do love a bit of jingle wank.

by Corva March 9, 2019


mojo wank

having a wank pre-booty call to up your stamina for the main round.

mate 1: what are you doing?

mate 2: having a mojo wank before fanny comes over

by diddly dingbat September 5, 2015


wank cycles

When you tactically bat one out so that you'll last longer should you be lucky enough to get some action later on.

Joshephina: Wow, honey! You lasted much longer than your standard 45 seconds tonight.

Esteban: Yes, dear. I got my wank cycles right today in the hope of having prolonged sexual intercourse with you this evening. Thanks for noticing. Two minutes is a new record.

by Handsome_Cat April 20, 2022


wank cycles

When you tactically bat one out so that you'll last longer should you be lucky enough to get some action later on.

Josephina: Wow, honey! You lasted much longer than your standard 45 seconds tonight.

Esteban: Yes, dear. I got my wank cycles right today in the hope of having prolonged sexual intercourse with you this evening. Thanks for noticing. Two minutes is a new record.

by Handsome_Cat April 20, 2022


pooey bum wank

When you've just finished pooing and the moment takes you before you wipe

Aaron: I had a pooey bum wank to your wife last night

Jake: Dude! you could've wiped first!

by Freeboy March 11, 2023


Skank-Wank

a hand- job performed by a woman with a vast history of men (skank)

Dude 1 : yo did heather let you get any last night?

Dude 2 : Hell nah man, but she gave me a quick Skank-Wank before i left.

by saltlifesailor69 November 15, 2021


Wank Bank

A shit server network on the game RUST

1) - Do you want to play on the Wank Bank?
2) - Nah, DG is much better.

by RagerScythe July 17, 2018