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A mortal that must be born ASAP by any means necessary
AJ: Thomas Santillan III is waiting at least 10 years to make Thomas Santillan IV
Darrion: What! That’s Blasphemy!
New rhyming slang for the word "fucked" referring to the state that the UK tour operating was in when it went insolvent.
Person1: "Brexit is a total mess"
Person2: "Yeah mate, it's proper Thomas Cooked!"
a stoopid clown who has cooties
person: omg don’t kiss that girl before marriage that’s called pulling a camden thomas
This person is a soldier of God, who isn't afraid of anything. He is the greatest in the world and no one can stop him from succeding. Everyone loves and worships him.
Guy: What's your name?
Alexander Thomas Eckart Trattner: Alexander Thomas Eckart Trattner
Guy: Woah
An extremely rare and expensive pre-workout known for causing buff bro Chads to vape and paddle spank other bro Chads in between sets. Consumption typically results in workout gear consisting of double layered petticoats with lace ruffles for sweat absorption. Post workout protein replenishment while using is always cornmeal mush and raw halibut.
Historically, it was given to members of English parliament on the verge of abandoning British rule. Side effects included wig theft, debauchery of other Parliament members wives, violent masturbation using raw cod oils as lubricant, and long periods of blackout followed by awakening naked in the tents of rival Native American tribes.
Chad Bro # 1: "Hey bro, did you see Tom at Planet Fitness spanking everyone in that colonist outfit?"
Chad Bro # 2: "Bro, you didn't hear? He got a hold of that Thomas Jefferson's Declaration of Dependence!"
Chad Bro # 1: "Fuck yah bro! I hope he got Earl Grey flavor."
Chad Bro # 2: "Nah bro, he's on that cornmeal mackerel ."
person who is looking for a way to escape.
“My date is going terrible, can I sneak out the back?”
“whatever, sydney lucille thoma.”